ADOBONG KANGKONG

Only a true Filipino would love this dish, almost comparable to that of kimchi of Korea, it is both an appetizer and viand for rice. It is best served with Tinapa (smoked fish) or Itlog na pula (salted egg) with tomato. It’s all yours…

Ingredients

• 1 kilo kangkong (river spinach) cleaned and cut
• 2 tbsp chopped garlic
• 2 cups water
• 1/2 cup of vinegar
• 2 onions sliced
• ½ cup chopped Ginger
• 1/4 cup dark soy sauce
• 1 laurel leaf or 1 star anise
• 2 long green chili (siling berde) chopped
• 2 tbsp brown sugar
• ¼ cup light soy sauce
• Salt and pepper & MSG to taste

METHOD

• Stir fry chili, ginger, garlic and onions in a big pan.

• Add water, laurel leaf, dark soy sauce, some salt and bring to a boil.

• Then add the vinegar and sugar, let boil.

• Add the kangkong stalks first and cook for 2 minutes then add the kangkong leaves. Continue cooking until the vegetable is almost done (don’t overcooked).

• Add light soy sauce, salt, pepper and MSG to taste

Serve hot! Enjoy!

MWAHUGS!

One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment

When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, “Richness, can you take me with you?”

Richness answered, “No I can’t. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place for you here.”

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, “Vanity, please help me!”

“I can’t help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat,” Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, “Sadness let me go with you.”

“Oh…Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!” Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!

Suddenly, there was a voice, “Come Love, I will take you.” It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder her name.

When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Love realizing how much he owed the elder, asked Knowledge, another elder, “Who helped me?”

“It was Time”, Knowledge answered. “Time?” asked Love. “But why did Time help me?” Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, “Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is.”

Roses symbolized vagina, hence men should understand its meaning. It is the most enchanting and most misunderstood flower in the world. Surely roses get the spotlight when it comes to occasions like Valentine’s Day, Mothers’ Day and other important celebrations. But many people have forgotten the proper way of giving roses to proper types of women. Unknown to many, roses have their own special language. Yes, they all convey love and this traditional meaning are universally accepted.

However, the color and number of roses you give can express different degrees of love and sex, obsession and affection. This is why you should learn their language.

To help you decide what to give someone special, here is a short refresher course on the hidden meanings of this popular flower:

• Black Rose – An intense kind of love, more than sex. You are obsessed with her vagina.
• Red Rose – Love. You love her vagina. Sometimes it means let’s have sex.
• Orange Rose – Secret love. You secretly long for her vagina.
• Small Roses assorted colors – Sweet love
• Lavender Roses – Love at first sight
• Pink Rose – For a continued love and happiness.
• White Rose – Innocence, purity
• Yellow Rose – Friendship (or jealousy)
• Dark Crimson Rose – Sadness (or hate)
• Blue Rose – Elegance

The number of roses you give can likewise convey different feelings. Here’s a quick guide:

• 3 roses – I love you (sometimes Lets have sex)
• 7 roses - I’m infatuated with you
• 10 roses – You’re perfect
• 12 roses – Be mine
• 13 roses – Friends forever (yellow)
• 13 roses (12 white roses plus 1 red rose) – My love is forever
• 15 roses – I’m sorry
• 25 roses – Congratulations
• 108 roses – Will you marry me?

Now let your imagination run wild.